i spend 3/4 of my time calling my boyfriend gay
greetings, friend, i am an adult male in a homosexual relationship.
*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33
THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry
if i had a dollar for every time i rolled my eyes at the stupid things people say i wouldve made my first billion by age 2
i just crunched some numbers and you would have to roll your eyes once every 63.07 milliseconds from the moment you emerge from the womb to the second you blow out the candles on your birthday cake and if that’s not a hellish existence than i dont know what is